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I once dated a writer and

jackmcentee:

Writers are forgetful,

but they remember everything.
They forget appointments and anniversaries,
but remember what you wore,
how you smelled,
on your first date…
They remember every story you’ve ever told them -
like ever,
but forget what you’ve just said.
They don’t remember to water the plants
or take out the trash,
but they don’t forget how
to make you laugh.

Writers are forgetful
because
they’re busy
remembering
the important things.

Please remember this.

(Source: ofheightsandhollows)

helloelloh:

nocturnalvisionary:

laufeystoner:

thearchangeltrickster:

nachosinthetardis:

familyfriendlyurl:

coolscar:

familyfriendlyurl:

why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman.

captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman

wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this

you forgot iron manman

Hawkeyeman

thorman

Milkman!

ohsosaucey:

Is it odd that though I love it when my friends have tumblr. I also dislike it because I feel self conscious of the things I post and I don’t want them to believe that the happy me is a facade when I have introverted and lonely thoughts?

how to boys

livinginlilac:

boobbryar:

foie:

• greet
• chat
• chat
• chat
• joke
• joke
• joke
• joke
• compliment appearance
• compliment personality
• flirt
• flirt
• flirt
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• amorous hug
• amorous hug
• first kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• make out
• make out
• make out
• make out
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• propose

it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference

lmfaoooooooo

mokamonn:

tomlinsogay:

my teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said, “at the end of this ruler is an idiot.” i got detention after asking which end

bless u